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Source: sadscreencaps
Charlie: Oh shit. Look at that door dude. See that door right there? That door marked ‘Pirate’? You think a pirate lives in there?
Dennis: I see a door marked ‘Private.’ Is that the door you’re talking about?
Charlie: No, I was talking about . . I didn’t say . . what’d you hear?
Dennis: I heard you say you saw a door marked ‘Pirate’.
Charlie: No, that’s not what I said. Look, are we gonna talk about pirates all day or are we gonna find out what lives in here?
PAULY D AND OVI! SO MANY VAGINAS HAVE HAD THE HONOR TO TOUCH THESE TWO LADS
Source: dan2youresittingtooclose